My wife went in to the supermarket alone as she loves it and I hate it... so I'm just the driver.
Fishing for the pure novelty of it, I would never eat anything that comes from upstream;
The old guys ten feet away had caught a couple of big ones, and had already sliced and spiced....
I caught a snag.... hmmm there goes my lure.... but no! It comes loose... sort of.... and I hoist it slowly up to the surface.
It was very heavy, as the murderer had put the gun in a sock and the sock had filled up with Hudson river sludge.
I was relieved it wasn't a head....
It was a .38 automatic nickel plated hand gun. One slug missing.
I took it to the 34th Precinct, cops gave me a hundred for it. Guns for Cash, no questions asked.
Went to the supermarket and bought some fish.
